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Watch: Prince Kuhio’s ‘Remarkable Impact’ — How His Legacy Shaped Hawaii Today (www.civilbeat.org)

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China Roundup: Chinese Moon plans, commercial company updates, and Wenchang commercial pad (www.nasaspaceflight.com)

posted by pembo210 on Space

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Maryland bridge collapse: Francis Scott Key bridge hit by container ship (www.nbcnews.com)

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Canada's maple syrup reserve is almost empty (www.thestar.com)

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At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..."

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A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman…

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says...

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FBI arrests suspect in 2021 murder of respected youth gang counselor (www.hawaiinewsnow.com)

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HECO urges electricity conservation as Big Island faces power shortage ahead of Merrie Monarch Festival (www.kitv.com)

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Big Island man arrested for 'heinous' abuse of 2-year-old girl (www.kitv.com)

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I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

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My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...

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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

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When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied.

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A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot…

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Two cyclists have died following a crash Sunday morning in Ewa Beach, according to Honolulu EMS officials. (www.hawaiinewsnow.com)

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Mayor Mitch Roth talked to Hawaii Island constituents about "planting seeds" in the years to come. Roth has come up on three and half years now as the Big Island's mayor. (www.kitv.com)

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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day, when the daughter said, "My hands are freezing cold!" The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."

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My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

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TIL that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...

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I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."

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Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis!"

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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

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My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up."

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I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I...

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