My name is TheodoreKent. Allow me to supplicate you with a poem.

I'm not sure you're using "supplicate" correctly here. It's more a less a synonym for "beg".

Anyway, what do you have for the bullshit call that this was not a goal for the Pittsburgh Penguins? https://i.imgur.com/dFLlMYw.jpg

[–] Theodorekent [OP] 6 points (+6|-0)

Such a slim sweet chance for that small black puck,

Yet the referee seems to have not given a fuck,

It got into the net, after the goalie it did clear,

But fortunately for the goalie,

The Pittsburgh Penguins are all queer,

Perhaps it was a bad call,

Perhaps it was silly,

But in all seriousness,

Fuck Pittsburgh,

Go Philly.

Fuck you I am drunk.

-Regards

Theodorekent.

[–] E-werd 5 points (+5|-0)

Fuck the Flyers, but thanks for the poem anyway.

There's a handful of us hockey fans here, /s/hockey

[–] Theodorekent [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

I'll think about it, but only if you can write me a poem that correctly uses the word supplicate.

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[–] chmod 3 points (+3|-0)

Absolutely the worst call I've ever seen. Same with the Murray interference.

LGP!

Not to worry, the Caps always choke..

[–] GreenTreeFrog 3 points (+3|-0)

Seymour Butts

[–] Theodorekent [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

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The butts have been seen,

The butts have been sawn,

My dick couldn't be so keen,

Nor could it be so long,

The asses are up, right in the air,

All displays, of the finest derriere,

But the one ass,

That made me cum quickly,

Might be crass,

And might make you sickly,

It was your uncle's,

Boy, was he tickly.

[–] Sarcastaway 3 points (+3|-0)

Might I request a limerick about how OP's prefer the company of men? More for general use than anything, I'm sure you're a swell fella.

[–] Theodorekent [OP] 7 points (+7|-0)

There once was a man named Theodorekent,

Who had to give something up for lent,

He gave up sucking cocks,

After contracting the pox,

And went back to living in a hobo's tent.

[–] Sarcastaway 3 points (+3|-0)

Simply divine. Consider me... supplicated ;)

[–] sidewalker_Principle 2 points (+2|-0)

Is this the real TK from voat??

Dude welcome, glad to have you here. Let me get you some medicine.

This will help you fight the lesser cabbage infection.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 1 points (+1|-0)

Do you recall the birthday card I drew you?

Teddy Kunt?

[–] Theodorekent [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I certainly do, although I believe it is now lost, as slimg went down a long time ago.

I did love that card, though...

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah I lost like a gigabyte of pics when slimg went down. I might still have it kicking around somewhere. I'll have a look when I get home.

[–] X175B247 0 points (+0|-0)

Was it similar to the one I drew him?

[–] Middle_Pillar 1 points (+1|-0)

Gimme one on bad grammor.

[–] mindtrip 1 points (+1|-0)

Platypus.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 1 points (+1|-0)

Yes?

[–] mindtrip 1 points (+1|-0)

Haw haw. It’s difficult to rhyme with.

[–] Grammar-Rabbi 1 points (+1|-0)

Bellybutton lint. It's mysterious and I'd like to hear a poem about it.

My name is TheodoreKent. Allow me to supplicate you with a poem.

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