What do WE look like? What would we do? What would we drink/smoke/ingest? Where would we go?
It would be a bar no doubt and I'd like to add to your scenario:
@unruly and @pmya would make a mess of the saladbar, throwing produce around while making obscure English vegetable related insults at eachother. There would be a discussion over watching baseball or football (soccer) match on TV and @OeeThaGreat would just flip it to hockey. Someone will have brought weed. SDBH will be hanging around in the bathroom sniffing glue, smearing poo on the walls and active in some random acts of sodomy. @polsaker will no doubt try to fix something in the bar and cause a power-outage which results in a fire. @pembo210 would save the day and will heroically put out the fire while screaming like a girl. @TheBuddha would have brought a guitar and take over the music after the jukebox dies due to @pmya "speedrunning" it. @Dii_Casses , @jobes and myself would be in a heated debate about politics screaming at eachother at the bar, getting drunker and drunker, going more and more offtopic, eventually end up comparing video games while constantly stating "Iluvvv youou gusys" to eachother. @E_Werd would come dressed in a furry fox costume and @ohphukimintrouble would be lonely outside, crying in the rain, as he can't enter the bar due to age restrictions. And ofcourse there will be bitterballen served
@polsaker would offer to pay the bill and damages in Argentinian pesos, We would would all laugh!
There would be a discussion over watching baseball or football (soccer) match on TV
@Titus_of_Voat, I found where we'd be at the meetup.
I... hm.
And lest we forget, @PhilaFerret will be discussing how to send ferrets into orbit with @xyzzy at PaddysPub, while @COFfeebreak explains the history behind the songs playing in the background. @Fluf will then turn up the volume in Cheers, till it drowns out all those fools. @DeWhoDeWho, @kaleidoscope, @GoatsShadow and @Tedison will be debating @Mattvision on the pros and cons of both broccoli and cabbage, after which all agree that cabbages rule. Meanwhile, in a dark corner, @Titus_of_Voat, @CDanger, @doggone, and @Kannibal, will eat sushi as FoodForThought.
Wrong. I replaced one of my kidneys with some powerful explosives that are set to go off when my heart stops.
If I get near that many cabbage supporters at once, I would just take a knife and stab myself in the chest repeatedly until it goes off and I've taken all the savages with me.
This actually sounds really nice. You chaps hit me up if you're ever in Chicago.
It would be small, in an upscale bar/coffee shop, with most people mingling around the floor. @LockeProposal would be talking History at one corner booth, @Owlchemy would have a science demonstration going against one wall, @PhuksMulder would be watching the news feeds on his phone and keeping us all abreast of the situations, and @ScorpioGlitch would be hacking the jukebox to do weird things just to show that it could be done.